What Happens in Mi-Wuk…

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I am finally ready to talk about the events that happened over the weekend. It’s taken me three full days to recover, so you know it must have been a good trip, scratch that– the best trip I’ve had to Mi-Muk.

At least once a year, my friends sneak away to a cabin hidden in a tiny village in Northern California. It’s always a weekend full of alcohol and adventures; but this time, it was all about friends.

We had all come together to celebrate the departure of Mo as he ventures on to a new life in Colorado. And while there are no great sex stories from Mi-Wuk, there are lessons to be learned. This is my survival guide for those of you who are brave enough to venture that way:

  1. The local bar “Diamond Jim’s” definitely casts a spell on you! Your dignity and pride can be left at the door, no one cares.
  2. There are no specialty drinks at “Diamond Jim’s” that you should know about. You are not in LA and the bartender will look at you funny if you ask.
  3. Don’t leave your drink unattended. I don’t care if you’ve known your best friend for 18 years, she will tamper with it.
  4. Recognize the band for what they are… THE BEST BAND EVER!
  5. Just because he has a pulse, don’t offer yourself to him. Not all guys want to have meaningless sex–who knew?
  6. Don’t talk to creepy old guys. They will call you Snooki and think it’s a pickup line.
  7. When getting in a spa at 3am, keep your clothes on!
  8. If you start out the day playing beer pong, everyone will need a nap at some point.
  9. Playing “catch-up” is necessary when arriving late.
  10. Doing illegal things in a car is not wise! Especially when stopped in traffic on the freeway.
  11. Good friends are hard to come by. When you find them, stay close and always make time to get together.

That about sums up my day and a half in Mi-Wuk Village. Leaving my friends behind was sad, but we made a pact to make a trip like this once a year. Next stop– Colorado! Who’s in?


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  1. Sawna says:

    Words can not portray my deep sorrow for missing this mi-wuk adventure. Although my weekend led to a very hot and steamy article- I do love mi-wuk and all the adventures that come with it. I had to pause mid article to mop the floor because I peed my pants from laughter. CHEERS to that!

  2. Linds says:

    I can not put into words just how much I enjoyed this trip. Everything about it was amazing. I’m so glad we got to spend time together. Nothing brings friends together like Miwuk!!

  3. Liz says:

    This one goes down in the books! And i look forward to our many years of reenacting this trip:)

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