Bachelor parties — your man’s last hurrah before he takes the plunge into married life! But are they respecting you while they say sayonara to their single status?
I recently witnessed a bachelor party in Vegas and was less than impressed with the groom, who had his head smashed between two pairs of chests as he motor-boated both blonde bimbos. My first thought… he’s someone’s fiance? My second… what kind of girl allows a soon-to-be married man to act like this? Answer… strippers which raise even more questions.
I’m all for strip clubs but what really goes down when a group of men are overrating their mate’s last night of freedom? Look, give a playful tap here and there but under no circumstance take the stripper back to your hotel room and for God’s sake don’t order one that makes house calls. Girls aren’t stupid. We don’t like strippers and we certainly don’t want our man with one when a bed is close by and security isn’t there to keep a ho in check. I know what you are thinking: “My husband would never do that.” Well surprise, people are capable of doing anything. Their true colors come out when they are drunk and believe word won’t get back to their woman. Stupid men let their penis get in the way of everything.
Let me know be clear — not all men are assholes and not all men will hook up with a girl during his bachelor party. Bachelor behavior can’t be generalized. It depends on the type of guy you are marrying and the men he surrounds himself with. And take note women, you can tell a lot about a man by his friends. If their idiots, he probably is too.
I’m not trying to rain on anyone’s parade. Bachelorette and bachelor parties are supposed to be fun! It’s a celebration — you found the one you want to be with forever. The problem with that is people’s idea of forever isn’t always truly forever anymore.
If you are worried about what went down at your man’s bachelor party, it’s probably not pretty. More than likely he got a lap dance whether it be from a stripper or a random drunk chick, but if he’s a good guy he wouldn’t have taken it further. Cheating on someone is shitty. It’s even shittier when you are planning a future and building a life with someone. And newsflash bachelors, putting a ring on it is a promise for a future.
Keep your penis in your pants and remember it’s only one night. Not the last night of freedom or the last night to shag another person. So don’t let your mates, who are jealous of what you have at home, screw that up with one night.